Hey ladies! Let 'em know it aint' easy. R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Stuck in your head now, huh? I hope so because I have ten things all ladies should know. Before you read the list, I want you to read this. I want you to digest it and accept it. You are a wonderland that shines true beauty words simply cannot describe. Please don’t hide it. Let the light shine through so bright that everyone who doubted you can be blinded by the truth when they see you. Straight Talk starts....now!
1.) If Travis doesn’t text you back 72 hours after that bitchin’ dinner you made for him the other night, it’s not because his phone died. He’s not into you, hun. Truth be told, he doesn’t deserve you or that meatloaf you just so happen to be notorious for.
2.) There is not one women, not ONE, who can say they love every part of their body. We all have insecurities about something - rolls, wrinkles, noses, moles, you name it - we all have one.
3.) Dont expect the first guy you meet to be a man in shining armor coming to ‘save you’. I wish we could all expect that, but before you meet 'your person' (or as I call it, 'my dude') expect a few pile of shit boys to destroy you.
4.) Acknowledge small achievements. And reward yourself for it. Changed up your breakfast routine to a kale smoothie?
Nice. Now treat yourself to that KitKat bar you’ve been craving. Huh, what’s that? Rewarding yourself with sweets for eating veggies? Yeah, you heard me right. Grow up, Karen.
5.) Your self worth is not determined by how many fancy sibling trips you’ve marked off your passport nor is it determined by any amounts of materialistic bullshit. Self worth is you. It’s what you whisper under your breath when you look in the full body mirror. It’s whether you see your sparkle or not. You shine so bright. Don’t dim that.
6.) Self care is not selfish. SAY IT AGAIN. Self care is not selfish. One more time for the Lord! Self care is not selfish.
7.) It’s OK if you don’t want the picket fence, perfect husband, four children lifestyle. Does that even exist?
Do your own thing. If traveling the country in your trippy trailer is your go to, go for it! And while you’re at it, adopt a pup or two for protection. Or cuddles. Or both.
8.) You dont have to shave. To each, their own. Nobody is going to think you’re a weirdo. And if they do, that's hilarious because last time I checked, we dont give a fuck.
9.) If a man suggests you need to smile more, pull a Broad City and force a lip grin with your middle fingers. Or get creative and come up with something clever.
10.) You are a woman. And that alone says everything, you remarkable flower.
Hey stunner. Let's rise and empower our fellow females. We're in this thing together.
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